Eye Bogies (“Sleep”) 5/10

It can a bit annoying sometimes when you wake up in the morning with crusty eyes. If you’ve had an especially gooey or teary night, it can actually seal your eyes completely shut. However, rubbing it out of your eyes is as satisfying as opening a new jam jar and hearing the lid pop. It’s…

Pokemon Go 7/10

:star::star::star::star::star::star::star: Smart phone augmented reality game in which YOU can catch em all. Hours of fun to be had. Makes walking less boring. Warning: increased risk of being hit by cars. High likelihood of ridicule from friends

Trip Adviser (4/10)

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Website where people arbitrarily rate things without due care and diligence. Callously reduces all things to a simple rank of 1-5, obviously inadequate. Highly subjective Would not recommend  

Cups (7/10)

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Excellent for holding liquids. Better than just using your hands, not fit for zealous gesticulation.