Rarely can a situation not be improved by some form of pharmaceutical enhancement. From the birth of every major artistic movement to the death of everyone of historical significance, recreational mind-altering substances are arguably humanities greatest friend.
It can a bit annoying sometimes when you wake up in the morning with crusty eyes. If you’ve had an especially gooey or teary night, it can actually seal your eyes completely shut. However, rubbing it out of your eyes is as satisfying as opening a new jam jar and hearing the lid pop. It’s…
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Because why walk when you can travel(ator)?! Feels like flying. The only reason to go to an airport
:star::star::star::star::star::star::star: Smart phone augmented reality game in which YOU can catch em all. Hours of fun to be had. Makes walking less boring. Warning: increased risk of being hit by cars. High likelihood of ridicule from friends
:star::star::star::star: You think it’s fun but mostly it’s just cold and wet And white shows all the dirt
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Website where people arbitrarily rate things without due care and diligence. Callously reduces all things to a simple rank of 1-5, obviously inadequate. Highly subjective Would not recommend
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Excellent for holding liquids. Better than just using your hands, not fit for zealous gesticulation.
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ An excellent place to throw rubbish. Requires periodic emptying.