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Useful, but to be honest I’ve never been wowed by it
Second best bodily state, behind lying down. Nobody likes standing (waste of muscle energy). Suitable for watching TV, waiting for trains, and staring wistfully out of windows.
Stops people tampering with your food and gives the most satisfying feeling in the world when the button pops.
It can a bit annoying sometimes when you wake up in the morning with crusty eyes. If you’ve had an especially gooey or teary night, it can actually seal your eyes completely shut. However, rubbing it out of your eyes is as satisfying as opening a new jam jar and hearing the lid pop. It’s…
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Because why walk when you can travel(ator)?! Feels like flying. The only reason to go to an airport
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ An excellent place to throw rubbish. Requires periodic emptying.